THE SIX ETERNAL FACTS ABOUT BAND

Band is where you go when you realize becoming a jock is never going to happen.

Band is a study hall with graduation credits.

Band is where scientific research is done on the aerodynamics of paper planes and spitballs.

Band is where you can fart and blame the person two chairs over.

Band is where everyone draws interpretative pictures of the band directors...

Band is where everyone gets a solid "A", unless the teacher really hates your guts.