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Showing posts with label LORD TENNYSON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LORD TENNYSON. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2018

THE VENISON MAN

I have venison in my freezer, 
I have venison on my grill,
I've dried venison,
I've canned venison,
I've powdered venison and made a pill,

I eat venison for breakfast,
I eat venison for lunch,
I eat venison for supper,
And, the funny meal called a brunch,

I give venison to my friends,
I give venison to people I hate,
I give venison away at Christmas,
I serve venison on a first date,

My life revolves around venison,
I spend all day hunting deer in the woods,
At night I peruse Lord Tennyson,
Snacking on venison mixed with dry goods.