I FOUND A BUNNY, AND BECAME A REAL ESTATE TYCOON

I bought an abandoned, tiny house for my first rental, realty,

Then it rained and the roof was bad, and under the floor there sat a sea,

I replaced the roof with much, borrowed money,

Pumped the water out, and found a drowned bunny,

Once the water was all pumped out, I made some hot, chamomile tea.