Mrs. Claus debated what she'd have for dinner on Christmas Day,
Then, she saw all those reindeer hitched behind her husband's sleigh,
So, she cooked up venison roasts,
For all those elves she had to host,
And, Santa hoped his packages would arrive by USPS by Christmas Day.
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Showing posts with label CHRISTMAS LIMERICK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CHRISTMAS LIMERICK. Show all posts
Thursday, December 22, 2022
A VENISON DINNER FOR CHRISTMAS
Labels:
CHRISTMAS DINNER,
CHRISTMAS LIMERICK,
ELVES,
Holiday,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
Mrs. Claus,
Santa Claus
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
I WENT TO SELL MY STOCKS ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I went to sell my stocks on Christmas Day,
For I needed to buy presents and no way to pay,
But, Wall Street was closed,
I was totally hosed,
I’d better skip town right away.
For I needed to buy presents and no way to pay,
But, Wall Street was closed,
I was totally hosed,
I’d better skip town right away.
Labels:
CHRISTMAS DAY LIMERICK,
CHRISTMAS HUMOR,
CHRISTMAS LIMERICK,
CHRISTMAS SATIRE,
WALL STREET HUMOR,
WALL STREET SATIRE
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