There was a souse with a can of beans,
My eldest brother Ted was his name,
He can do what he wants so long as the floor he cleans,
If he doesn’t then I’ll surely get the blame,
Ted is moving real slow because he was out all night,
I could punch him in the nose and he wouldn’t feel a thing,
I bet he’ll wander off as soon as I’m out of sight,
He’ll go to the bar where he can karaoke sing,
So mother’s tell your little devil child,
Not to do what Ted has done,
Ted just won’t grow up and forget being wild,
A guy like Ted is a terrible son.
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Showing posts with label BAD BROTHER LIMERICK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BAD BROTHER LIMERICK. Show all posts
Sunday, October 2, 2022
Friday, October 9, 2015
TIM AND HIS TREASURE
Tim found a really large treasure,
He hid it again for good measure,
His brother named Steve,
He just loved to thieve,
Would steal it just for the pleasure.
He hid it again for good measure,
His brother named Steve,
He just loved to thieve,
Would steal it just for the pleasure.
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