YOUR MAMA SAID THERE WOULD BE DAYS LIKE THIS

I went into the deep, dark web, and did some doomscrolling, and boy did I find the doom,

So, I bought more bottled water, and aluminum foiled my whole bedroom, 

I worked out the kinks,

In my solar power links,

I hope I get the iodide pills I ordered, before the first big, bad bomb goes Boom!