I saw two gargoyles out in the yard,
They were snacking on someone; I think Mr. Bard,
Because it wasn't me,
I just let it be,
With gargoyles you must be on guard.
Two gargoyles were lurking in my neighborhood,
They seemed to think my neighbors tasted real good,
Only I stayed inside,
And, the rest of them died,
Being safe was not well understood.