A big yellow spider bit me on the head,
It hurt so bad and puffed up really red,
Then I felt really, really strange,
I looked in a mirror and saw a change,
Not a human; a yellow spider instead.
Yellow spider don't make me cry,
Don't bite my foot,don't bite my thigh,
I'm really quite a descent guy,
I'll be better and won't go awry,
I really need a relieving sigh,
Please don't bite me and make me die.