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Showing posts with label antique. Show all posts
Showing posts with label antique. Show all posts

Thursday, January 25, 2024

I SOLD GRANDMA'S SILVER TO WATCH SOME SOX

I found grandma's silver dimes, that I had hid in an old shoe box,
She asked me to take them, so she'd have no means to wreck detox,
Grandma got off the malt beer,
Now in jail, my grandma, dear,
I think I will sell the dimes, to pay to stream my team, Red Sox.



Monday, October 18, 2021

ANTIQUE RAFTING

While I rafted down a creek,
My rubber raft ripped a big leak,
Then, dry-shore I tried to seek,
But, cold water made me swim too meek,
Soon, my washed-up bones will be antique.