I STILL GOT A ROOM, BUT NO DEVICES THAT BOOM

My landlord knocked hard on my door,

Her knuckles ran red and looked sore,

I said go away,

I have no money today,

She then kicked the door down to the floor,

The landlord came into my room, 

I knew what was coming, my doom,

She said my room was a mess,

The loud noise caused her stress,

Mommy took all my speakers that boom.

THE BAND CALLED PARENT TORMENT

Penny played the clarinet,
Phyllis beat the drum,
Patty tooted her french horn,
Mom and dad drank coke and rum.