I missed my tea,
Flunked spelling Bee,
In pants, I pee,
Did all by two in the morning,
C'est la vie,
Lost only house key,
Burned macaroni,
My lover dumped me,
All by two in the morning,
C'est la vie,
Let love birdies free,
Sold car and tv,
To the deep woods I flee,
All by two in the morning,
C'est la vie,
In the woods a bear be,
Very hungry was he,
He chewed and ate me,
All by two in the morning.🧸