WHEN THE ROOF CAVES IN

Heavy snows made my old roof go crash,
Without insurance, I ran out of cash,
So, I got a loan from a bank,
Watched my credit tank,
I still have my barrel of corn mash.
 

BIFF THE SNOWMAN WAS KIND OF NUTS

Biff the snowman was kind of nuts they say,
He’d bug people and wouldn’t go away,
If he saw you were busy,
He’d talk you into a big tizzy,
I can hardly wait until it warms up in May.

WINTER BEGINS AGAIN AND AGAIN

Because Winter begins again and again,
I wonder in what life I made so much sin,
The snow never stops,
It's too cold to brew hops,
Without beer there is no way to win.