IT IS ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS DAY

It’s Administrative Professionals Day,
It’s cake and coffee to ease the brain,
A management speech from Mr. J.,
He always stares at the clock like he’s insane,

Of course Mildred thinks that she’s the boss,
She’s jealous of Mr. J’s favorite Jane,
Because a month earlier Mr. J gave Mildred the toss,
Mildred blames Jane for causing her pain.

It’s Administrative Professionals Day,
Our kind has a soap opera on every floor,
At least were compensated with better pay,
Then, the guy greeting you down at the door.