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Showing posts with label Stupidest Limericks of 2021. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupidest Limericks of 2021. Show all posts

Thursday, September 7, 2023

AFTER DOING THE DISHES I SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES BECAUSE, I GOT DRUNK, FELL OFF MY BOAT AND I DROWNED

In life I accomplished my two biggest wishes,
One, to quit my job at the golf club doing dishes,
Two, I lived on a boat in the bay,
Where I'd party all night and all day,
Alas:  I fell overboard now, I sleeps with the fishes.