MY JOURNEY TO BEAUTIFUL

I got both my nipples pierced, and it really hurt,

Still, I will look rizz cool, without wearing a shirt,

Next, I'll paint my toenails navy blue,

I'll green my hair, and green my teeth too,

I'll be attractive, with the beautiful I'll flirt.

TRIG 101 AT COMMUNITY COLLEGE

I sat in trig class next to beautiful, Jennifer Warts,

On my other side, sat the infamous, Dick Caleb Swartz,

We were in college to learn,

So, the big bucks we could earn,

Swartz likes adjusting his ring, made of zirconia quartz.