MIRANDA AND HER SISTER SUE LIMIERICKS

Miranda stole Susan’s dime,
Miranda didn’t think that it was a crime,
But Susan got steamed,
Miranda got beamed,
Miranda healed up over time.

Miranda and her sister Sue,
Fought over a guy nicknamed Heavy Hue,
Now Miranda couldn’t cook,
That made Heavy Hue book,
Because Sue made great dumplings and stew.

Miranda always picked on her little sister Sue,
Miranda was so jealous that her face turned dark blue,
But, Sue was a good girl,
With a great smile and a hair curl,
Miranda smiled but her real personality shown through.

AMY MADE FUN OF HER BIG SISTER RUTH LIMERICK

Amy made fun of her big sister Ruth,
Because Ruth was missing a front baby tooth,
But, Ruth’s smile had an appeal,
That Amy’s words could not steal,
Amy’s attitude everyone thought was uncouth.