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Showing posts with label MR. TIM THE WOOD CHUCK HUMOR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MR. TIM THE WOOD CHUCK HUMOR. Show all posts

Saturday, November 11, 2023

THE BALLAD OF MR. TIM THE WOODCHUCK .

Arnie had a pet woodchuck,
His name was Mr. Tim,
Mr. Tim liked to play all day,
Upon his jungle gym,

Mr. Tim ate beef jerky,
Sometimes he’d eat pot pie,
On holidays he would eat turkey,
Served with mayonnaise on rye,

Mr. Tim was an odd woodchuck,
Because he never tried to chuck wood,
Mr. Tim never had to earn a buck,
Because his owner treated him good.