We plundered Russia, and England and France,
Now to the rough life I've taken the likings,
I drink mead with the vikings and dance,
My pontoon boat goes a bit faster,
Than the viking ships that are rowed across the seas,
But sometimes I fear a disaster,
When I can't find my one set of keys,
We all get a share of the plunder,
But I'm never amongst the first ones on the shore,
Those that are receive spears, arrows then, hear thunder,
When, they awake in Valhalla with Thor,
Of course my income is not very steady,
In truth, my pickings have always been lame,
But I'm keeping my pontoon gassed and ready,
To rejoin the viking plunderers' game.
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