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Showing posts with label INTERNET SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label INTERNET SATIRE. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

BERNIE AND BENNY AND THE GREAT CYBER WAR



Bernie and Benny were enemies since they were four,
At everything they'd compete for the very top score,
Their tech companies competed viciously online,
Destroying each other with each techno-landmine,

The boys deployed a million geeks in every attack,
To destroy each other's systems in one massive whack,
Then, the world Internets fried and could be resurrected no more,
Ending with technogedden, the Great Cyber War. 




Thursday, December 11, 2014

MY INTERNET SLOW CONNECTION LIMERICK

My internet connection is so slow,
Because I’m cheap I suffer this woe,
Phone line connections just stink,
They’ve brought my nerves to the brink,
I think I’ll just signoff and go.