It made my fingers numb,
But, when I stayed out in the cold too long,
My family called me dumb,
Now, frostbite has never derided me,
Nor, been real hostile to make me feel bad,
Just because I'm the only one who cannot ski,
Except for great, great, great, great granddad,
Now, frostbite caused me to lose an arm,
Along with both rows of toes,
When I was found they said I had about bought the farm,
Then, they cut off my puggy nose,
I'm not sure all that knifery was needed,
I'm not a doctor, I just love a good dare,
And, while cutting me cleanliness was not heeded,
So, I bid farewell for wellness I didn't fare.
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