DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME AND ME

Today daylight savings time, it starts,
So the idle can run around in their golf carts,
But what about me,
I have to get up and can’t see,
I don’t play golf instead, I play darts.

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDS LIMERICK

Daylight savings time has ended its run,
Getting up so darn early has not been much fun,
Good riddens I say,
To saving some day,
For those that don’t work but have fun.