IN LIFE AND IN DEATH, BEDBUGS ARE CRUEL

I just found a giant, red bedbug, floating in my tea,

I am sure that ugly, giant bedbug was mocking me,

Because, real late last ight,

I got a bedbug bite,

And, I feel certain just as he died, he took a big pee.

I CUT A BUG IN TWO LIMERICK

With a knife I cut a bug in two,
Then from each half a new half grew,
Each bug gave me a bite,
The pain inspired an insight,
"Squashing the bug was the right thing to do".