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Monday, May 11, 2026
SUPERNATURAL REPUTATION BOAST
Locked doors don't keep out vengeful ghosts,
Or the deities that hate me most,
But, their disdain I bear,
I show that I do not scare,
Such haters is my reputations' best boast.
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Tuesday, February 13, 2024
CANNED CONTENTS CAN VARY
I bought canned fruit that had some cherries,
Mixed in with pears, grapes and berries,
Imagine, I had to report,
I found a toe with a wart,
So, contents of canned fruit sometimes varies.
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Wednesday, August 9, 2023
WHAT I WON'T EAT ON A CHICKEN
Hard and clawed are chicken feet,
That's why such parts I do not eat,
Unless, I've run all out of meat,
Then my common rules are in retreat,
And I'll eat all but the chicken seat.
Sunday, July 4, 2021
🇺🇸 ON THE 4Th 2021 🇺🇸
I burned my hands doing sparklers then, I started crying,
I next played with fireworks and my fingers went flying,
And, my roasted hot dogs with buns,
Gave my visitors the runs,
But hey, it's 2021 and at least I am trying.
Wednesday, August 5, 2020
MY TENTATIVE JOB MAKES ME PART OF THE MOB
I have a tentative job,
As a hit-man for a notorious mob,
I won't feel too sad,
For I'll be after the bad,
Who, from gangsters they're attempting to rob.
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