The poor little leprechaun was feeling real bad,
For he lost all of his gold and that was so sad,
Then, while watching the antique show pickers,
He soiled his knickers,
For his gold was the best pick that they had.
The poor antique show pickers are feeling real bad,
They found the leprechaun's gold and he got real mad,
They got a pain-in-the-back curse,
And, what was even much worse,
The gold was not solid just clad.