PAUL WENT TO THE GYM LIMERICKS

Paul went to the gym,
He believed he would become slim,
But, Paul loved butter fried rice,
And, fried cheese tasted so nice,
Paul’s weight goal was dimmer than dim.

Paul went to the gym to win,
He was hefty and wanted to be thin,
He worked out each day and each night,
But, on the scales he didn’t become light,
Because with cheesy pizza and pasta he’d sin.

With his girlfriend Paul went to the gym,
He wanted to look better for his girlfriend Kim,
But, one day when he went there,
He saw Kim smooching with Pierre,
So, Paul went pasta binging with big brother Tim.