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Wednesday, April 12, 2023
GRANDMA BABYSITTER
While ma worked as a seamstress for grocery pay,
Grandma watched Dorothy each and every day,
Dorothy was real small,
Grandma, big and tall,
When Dorothy's feet hit the ground, Dorothy ran fast away.
Tuesday, January 3, 2023
JUNGLE DOT LIVES ON MY LOT
Jungle Dot lives on my lot and hides in the backyard yews,
Jungle Dot thought the indoors was rot when she hit her terrible twos,
Now, Jungle Dot may have abandoned her room,
But, when the storms come, inside she will zoom,
Then, she's Dorothy the kid with window yew views.
Tuesday, May 3, 2022
BABY, IT WAS MY DORKEST DAY
I heard a knock up on the door, and it was the Stork,
He gave me a baby that he said was named Cork,
I told him he had some nerve,
This baby was a curve,
Because I'm always alone, I'm a dork.
Friday, November 12, 2021
BABY BOB HAD A DIAPER RASH
Baby boy Bob had a bad diaper rash,
His mother changed his diaper and put it in the trash,
But, the diaper rash was a curse,
Over time it got worse and worse,
He even had it at his bachelor boy bash.
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