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Showing posts with label PET STORE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PET STORE. Show all posts

Sunday, April 25, 2010

THERE WAS A MAN NAMED PERKINS LIMERICK

There once was a man named Perkins,
He loved eating sour Gherkins,
He ate so many one night,
His lips puckered up tight,
It took days to fix his mouth work-ins.

A man named Perkins owned a pet store,
He sold little pigs, but nothing more,
He tried selling big hogs,
They were heavy like logs,
And that made his back mighty soar.