MOMMY WORKED IN A CIRCUS

I asked mommy what was an acrobat, and she said that was what she was,

Way back in time when she had just left school, and daddy's face had only fuzz,

She said when she was a girl,

She'd give lots of ropes a whirl,

Mommy said life was the circus; she settled for daddy, her second cuz.

MY FLUGELHORN PAID FOR RENT AND FOOD

All I want for Christmas is a brand new flugelhorn,

A truck ran over my old one, and made my horn unborn,

I play my horn at the corner and get tossed one cent,

When I get enough pennies, I go and pay my rent,

If I have money left over, I can sup on canned cream corn.

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