LITTLE BRO ATE MY PET AND GOT A HUG

I walked out into the deepest lake water with my jug,

In my jug I caught a quick diving, big, black water bug,

My little bro wanted to eat my bug, pet,

I called little bro out with a dollar bet,

Little bro ate my bug then puked, and ma gave him a hug.

I DIED FROM A BLOODY TOOTH

I pulled my bad tooth out with pliers; it was done on a dare,

I then started bleeding really bad, that gave me a teared scare,

For an ambulance, I sent,

To the hospital, I went,

A nurse put a tag on my toe, and I got cremated there.