The tater bug is quite the charmer,
Unless you are a tater farmer,
Then you pickety pick,
Until you're tater bug sick,
Tater bug spotting's are quite an alarmer.
Some eat tater bugs for lunch,
Or, they mash them up for cider punch,
But, I can conceive,
Of a tater bug heave,
And, when they come up they still have a crunch.