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Thursday, January 5, 2017

MARY LOVED EATING CRAWDADS

Mary loved eating crawdads,
She found them in rivers under stumps,
But, if she ate too many crawdads,
Her hands swelled up with bumps,

When Mary ate lots of crawdads,
She became sweaty and quite wheezy,
Then, her throat would greatly swell up,
And, her food did not go down so easy,

So, Mary quit eating crawdads,
She now eats just tadpoles,
She figures whether it's amphibians or crustaceans,
Their flesh tastes great as does their souls.


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