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Saturday, November 28, 2015

WHY I CAN'T HUNT NO MORE

I went out hunting bear,
The bear went out hunting me,
I dropped my gun and went on the run,
But, the bear beat me to my RV,

I went out hunting deer,
I shot at an enormous buck,
I missed and hit a little doe,
My fine could have bought truck,

I went out hunting turkeys,
But, I did not see a one,
I accidentally shot my neighbors goose,
Now, a judge says my hunting's done.