SNOW AND ONIONS

My truck is stuck in 4 feet of snow,

But, I have 400 feet to go,

So, I followed a rabbit right down his hole,

Which he shared with two bears and a troll,

 They fried me with onions with coals all aglow.

THEY CALL ME A TROLL

I love getting reactions when with words I deceive,

By making comments online that I don't believe,

Now, without regard for my soul,

I've been labeled a troll,

By those whom I conclude are naive.  (Or, maybe not.) 

I STOLE A DRUID'S STAFF AND HE STOLE MY BACKWOODS JEEP

I rode my jeep into the woods and found a druid fast asleep,

He had a magic staff that I decided I would keep,

But, man did I take a toll,

That vengeful druid made me a troll,

And, even worse he stole my backwoods custom jeep.