THE SIMPLE WINNER

I won a set of new screwdrivers at the bingo hall,

I was so excited, when I got that last number call,

My porch has a loose board,

Now if a screw, I could afford?

I could stand on the board, and stand there real tall.

THE VERY HAPPIEST CHUMS

Many people now days don't want to learn,🎓

They don't see how learning can help them to earn,💰

They're the very happiest chums,🗿🚬🚽

If they can read a bit and do sums,🔰➕

And, have wood in their woodstove to burn.🔥