THE BETTER DAY LIMERICK

All my acquaintances and the sages always say,

Tomorrow will positively be a better day,

But in my logical bighead,

Tomorrow is closer to dead,

Thus, I should hope tomorrow stays far, far, far away.

SIMON DOESN'T SAY

I went with Simon to walk through the trees, for hugs,

We saw bears, and birches, and biblical bugs,

Things ugly and pretty,

Lie outside our city,

Life begins and it ends, and at both our heart tugs.