BEEPER AND THE HURLING GIRLS

The young guy called Beeper, is quite a little creep,

He sold his inherited house, and bought a jeep,

He tries flirting with girls

That gives the girls hurls,

Beeper is a dim wit; his thinking is not deep.

NOBODY TELLS ME

Nobody told me electricity can arc,

Or, that a dog will bite before giving a bark,

Nobody told me I could drown in deep water,

Or, boil my brains in a bath I made hotter,

Or, I should turn on my lights when I drive after dark.