A BAN ON LIMERICKS

A satirical limerick was let loose,
That helped to cook a Congressman’s goose,
It made him look bad,
So, he got really mad,
And, banned limericks for satirical use.

I KNEW A GIRL IN MANCELONA

I knew a nice girl from Mancelona,
She was always talking on her cell phona,
She’d call her boyfriend Rick Pain,
Who lived in old Spain,
It made her poor to call Barcelona.