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Showing posts with label FORK IN TOASTER SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FORK IN TOASTER SATIRE. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2022

DON'T STICK A FORK IN A TOASTER

I stuck a fork in a toaster,
To get my toast unstuck,
It worked well when I stuck it in my roaster,
But, this time I was out of luck,

I got zapped and zapped off my feet,
And, landed in a box of sharp  things,
I tried moving my arms and felt them both beat,
Because they had become a pair of wings.