MAY DAY

I went to the tavern called Sea & Sun, and there was a drinking fairy,

It was on May the 1st, so I thought a drunk fairy, scary,

But ho-hum, he weren't no bum,

Bought a round of drinks for those that come,

That eased chicken fears of the dark hatch, when the dead would self un-bury. 

ZOMBIES COMING

When I saw the zombies coming,

Then, my heart began drumming,

There were so many I quit summing,

And, all I heard was corpses humming,

I knew it was a zombie day,

Most days are in the month of May,

I led the zombies into a pool of clay,

They got stuck so, that's where they'll stay,

I wouldn't be surprised come June,

If the zombies died out by the first full moon,

The full moon in June can't come too soon,

Then, I'll write a zombie poem and zombie tune.