BEFORE I GO TO SCHOOL

Before I go to school I eat a pot pie,

Before I go to school I eat bagels of rye,

Before I go to school I eat an orange, make it die,

Before I go to school I eat anything that mom will fry,

Before I go to school I sup soup made of bean,

Before I go to school I brush my teeth clean,

Before I go to school I swab my ears, so obscene,

Before I go to school to my kin I talk mean,

Before I go to school my shoes I will tie,

Before I go to school I promise dad that I'll try,

Before I go to school I tease my brothers, they cry,

Before I go to school I tell everyone bye.