I WISH MY VALENTINE WOULD STAY HOME AND SNOOZE

On Valentines Day I’m singing the blues,
For my valentine drank way too much booze,
She is running down the street,
It’s like a last year repeat,
I wish she’d stay home and just snooze.

MY VALENTINE WRECKED MY CAR

My valentine wrecked my new car,
That will cost her, her candy and star,
So, the candy is for me,
Her star I’ll let be,
As long as she buys my drinks at the bar.

MY CHEATIE, SWEETIE IS TWEETIE

I thought you were my valentine, sweetie,
But, I guess you’ve been lately real cheatie,
Last week it was Frank,
Yesterday it was Hank,
All the internet knows cause you’re tweetie.

MY HEART IS AN ACHING VALINTINE

My heart is an aching valentine,
My girlfriend left me so now I wine,
I'm no good at romance,
But, thought I'd take a chance,
I found love at the bar now I'm fine.