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Thursday, September 13, 2018

MAYO MADE ME MAD

There's bacteria in my refrigerator,
There's bacteria on my floor,
There's bacteria on my doorknob,
So, I don't go out the door,

I keep no food in my refrigerator,
Nor, walk anywhere in my place,
I just hop around on the furniture,
And, eat bugs to fill my face,

Now, some would claim I'm insane,
And doctors, it's everyone,
But, I once suffered great bacterial pain,
From mayo I let sit out in the sun.
   

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