A PIGS LIFE FOR ME?

Jim was feeling old, turning gray, worrying about every farm dollar,

While Jim's fat pigs roll, oink and screech, like "happy campers", rolling in their squalor,

Every single day,

All they do is play,

Jim decided to join his happy pigs; the castration caused Jim to holler.

THE LOOKSMAXXING FAIL

I tried looksmaxxing, but I was a bigly, facial fail,

I was so ugly, I was hidden away in a jail,

I heard what they all say,

That I will change some day,

And, look less like a frog, and much more like a human male.

2025: DING DONG, THE YEAR IS DEAD

They just dropped their gigantic, sparkling ball, in New York City,

Th New York ball, had changing colors that were so pretty,

It towered many, many feet,

Then it just fell down to the street,

Glad 2025 is dead; may '26, show us some pity.