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Monday, April 29, 2013

DEBBIE JOINED A PICKET LINE

Debbie joined a picket line to show union support,

She was arrested for trespassing and ended up in a court,

She got 90 days,

Found support seldom pays,

When police show up your protest, abort.
 

Monday, April 22, 2013

LEPRECHAUN SWEET TOOTH LIMERICK

A lot of leprechauns are shopping in stores,

Buying candy bars and marshmallows for s'mores,

But, what is really sad,

Is their teeth are all bad,

Unlike sweet treats toothpaste really bores.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

THE TURTLE RETIREMENT PLAN

Because my elderly shell was all cracked,

From my job as a turtle I was sacked,

I tried for a pension,

But, got nothing but tension,

A plan to get old I had lacked.