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Friday, February 28, 2020

FOR WHOM IT IS DEAR, THE 2020 LEAP YEAR

Long and cold are the February nights that comprise this 2020 Leap Year,
And, adamantly we extol our rights to greet the 29th day with a jeer!
Why make a month in the winter last one extra day?
For winter brings sickness and hunger and scarce light to make pay,
Oh great and the powerful, what lost profits do ye fear?
If the 29th of February would just disappear?





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Saturday, February 22, 2020

I AM A LITTLE BLOGGER LIVING ON THE MOON

I am a little blogger living on the moon,
I like munching on potato chips and then, go sleep all afternoon,
I like to blog about that and this,
I brag about the ones I kiss,
And, rate SCFI movies like Trek and Dune.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

A FAREWELL TO MY BACON-WRAPED CHEESE-STUFFED POTATO

Oh, woe is me, I must eat healthier food,
Less, I should become an unhealthy dude,
My bacon-cheese potato,
Is replaced by a salad with grape tomato,
Now I'll live much longer but, I'll be in a crapy mood.



Monday, February 17, 2020

I'LL DRIVE YOU TO TOWN ON ICEY ROADS

More ice on the road means I have a greater chance to error,
And, send all of my passengers into a state of great terror,
For when I hit the ice, 
We will spin round once or twice,
Then, clean undies in my car become rarer.

Sunday, February 16, 2020

I AM TWICE REVENANT YES, TWICE BACK FROM THE DEAD

I am twice revenant yes, twice back from the dead,
Back from a vast world where deep passions are fed,
Where love ala-carte,
Re-booted my heart,
Now, back in the world of the alone I must tread.

Friday, February 7, 2020

THE SEVEN TERMITES FROM HELL

The seven termites from hell,
Ate away on my wood wishing well,
Then, when the weather got hotter,
The well wouldn't hold any water,
The well just withered to sawdust and fell,

The seven termites from hell,
Ate on my home until there we couldn't dwell,
The walls caved in on dad,
Which made my mom sad,
Unfortunately, it was too late to sell.

A HOLE, A DUMP AND A VOWEL

A weasel, a skunk and a vowel,
All lived in the very same hole,
Then, along came a bear,
Who sat down on their lair,
And, took a dump and the hole space he stole.

THE EVIL LITTLE PEANUT

Oh, evil little peanut that sits on my kitchen floor,
Who knew your presence would cause me such dramatic horror?
For last night my great big foot,
Was upon you quite hard put,
Then, great pain I felt within and out my soul's eternal core,

Oh, evil little peanut have you not a bit of shame?
For although you disabled me, upon me you placed the blame,
For I sued you in the court,
Where you gave a false report,
There you said it was my clumsiness that left you hurt and lame.

Monday, February 3, 2020

MY FRUIT CAKE IS NO MORE

I once had a fruit cake that lived under my couch,
He ate my dropped French fries and cuddled with my kitty named Slouch,
But, what the fruit cake didn't reckon for,
Was my new puppy named Lore
Lore swallowed the cake before the cake could yell ouch!!!