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Sunday, October 29, 2017

THE FISH BAIT WHITTLER

I sat in my yard swing giving four hours to a whittle,
Carving a fish bait to the size of a skittle,
Now, some think I should do more,
Than wasting hours times four,
But, I think carving wastes my time very little.

HENRY'S RUBBER CRAWLERS

Henry went fishing with his rubber crawlers,
They work really well behind fishing traulers,
Just tie on the harness for the worm,
Watch him wiggle and squirm,
Some worms are just natural brawlers.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

MY COMPUTER IS SLOWING WAY DOWN

My computer is slowing way down,
My smile is now a stiff frown,
Could  it be  a virus today?
Or, the net's slow with E-bay?
I'm going  to bed after I put on my gown.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

THE CATFISH WAS A GAS AT MY PARTY

A well dressed catfish showed up at my party,
We played clue and that catfish was a smarty,
He always knew which weapon and room,
And thus, the murderer he could assume,
Too bad he ate bean dip and got farty.

BANKERS THEE

Mel and Bernie Bankers Thee,
What will you guys take from me?
You took my money,
You took my house,
You even took my kids and spouse.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

GUIDE TO BEING A LADIES MAN LIMERICK

If a guy over ladies wants power,
Then, at least once a day he should shower,
And, to remove a romantic despair,
A guy should well wash his hair,
And, fart only once every hour.

Monday, October 23, 2017

A LEPRECHAUN NAMED PETE

There was a leprechaun named Pete,
Corned beef and cabbage was all he’d eat,
He was full of green gas,
And, could not get a lass,
He made music all night tweet, tweet, tweet.

There was a leprechaun named Sam,
He loved his eggs, bacon and ham,
He once ate a green bean,
It gassed up his small spleen,
Then, he released the gas with a “Bam!”

Sunday, October 22, 2017

BANKING, FRANKING, THE MARKETS AND ME

I lost my money in shadow banking,
While the markets rose my account was tanking,
Of course when the markets eroded,
My account  then imploded,
Now, I invest in collectible franking.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

CORRINE THE MERMAID IN GRAND TRAVERSE BAY

Corrine is a mermaid in Grand Traverse Bay,
She is shy so if she sees you she will swim away,
She swims free like a trout,
But, watches all about,
I'd like to meet and greet her one day.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

CHIPMUNK VS SQURREL SHOPPIING PHILOSOPHY

The squirrel went to a regular store,
The chipmunk shopped online,
The chipmunk drank his cheap label beer,
The squirrel sampled fine cheese and wine.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

THERE ONCE WAS A CROCODILE NAMED LARRY LIMERICK 1

There once was a crocodile named Larry,
He was the only crock that was hairy,
His fangs were real long,
His claws sharp and strong,
He certainly looked very scary.

Monday, October 9, 2017

THE ROAD MOST TAKEN

If you take the road most taken,
You’ll bring home a lot of bacon,
Take the road that’s not,
You won’t have a pot,
Then, with your family you will be forsaken.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

DANNY HATED BOOKS

Danny hated books,
Reading hurt his head too much,
Became Senator.

Monday, October 2, 2017

LARRY THE CROCODILE LIMERICK 2

Larry the crocodile owns a bank,
He swims all day in his deluxe fish tank,
If your payments are late,
Then, you will surely be ate,
It's a fate with a really low rank.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

GENERATIONS NO DOUGH

The days are long,
The nights are short,
So, my late nights out,
I must abort,

Working long hours,
Can't get ahead,
What the man don't steal,
I must send to the fed,

I have no vacations,
I have low pay,
While my rich, rich boss,
Lives on holiday,

My parents were poor,
No money to blow,
So, ad infinitum,
Generations, no dough.