I bought a Toyota Car,
I thought I would really go far,
I slammed on the brakes,
Found out they were fakes,
They scraped me up off of the tar.
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I BOUGHT A TOYOTA CAR
Monday, February 22, 2010
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED TAYLOR
There once was a girl named Taylor,
She went to college at Baylor,
But, when she went home,
It was too cold in Nome,
So then she ran off with a sailor.
She went to college at Baylor,
But, when she went home,
It was too cold in Nome,
So then she ran off with a sailor.
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CONTEMPROTY POETY,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
POETRY
Monday, February 8, 2010
THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FELLA-Limerick
There was a big farmer fella,
He married a gal named Stella,
They found a home with some charm,
They began a mushroom farm,
Raising mushrooms called portabella.
There once was a great big fella,
He married a gal named Ella,
But, he was already wed,
Ella chopped off his head,
The other widow's name is Stella.
He married a gal named Stella,
They found a home with some charm,
They began a mushroom farm,
Raising mushrooms called portabella.
There once was a great big fella,
He married a gal named Ella,
But, he was already wed,
Ella chopped off his head,
The other widow's name is Stella.
THERE WAS A SQUIRREL THAT LIKED HIS NUTS-Limerick
There was a squirrel that liked his nuts,
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.
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