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Thursday, January 31, 2013

BUSY BEAVERS STOP FISH MIGRATION (NOT)





Two busy beavers built a really big dam,

Right on the river where all migrant fish swam,

The dam fit real tight,

But, couldn't withstand dyanamite,

Local rangers blew the dam up with a
Bam!!!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

ROADS DIVERGE BUT THE CHOICE MATTERS NOT


Two roads went different ways in the deep, dark woods,

I was returning home late with my grocery dry-goods,

Down one road a bear growled,

Down the other a wolf howled,

And, down each road laid lots of empty red, riding hoods.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

WHAT A RELATIONSHIP

Jen and I fought a world war,

So, I got up and walked out the door,

Then, we each had a good cry,

Thought we'd have a new try,

So, I came back and we fought some more.