There was a pink pig named rocket,
One eyeball didn't fit in it's socket,
It kept popping out,
It would land on his snout,
He'd put it away in his pocket.
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Monday, March 31, 2014
THERE WAS A PIG NAMED ROCKET
Labels:
PINK PIG NAMED ROCKET,
PIT LIMERICK,
SATIRE
Saturday, March 22, 2014
I MARRIED A NINJA NAMED ROSE
I married a ninja named rose,
In various positions she’d pose,
I checked out a girl named Clare,
And, to my demise and despair,
I found out how far Rosey throws.
In various positions she’d pose,
I checked out a girl named Clare,
And, to my demise and despair,
I found out how far Rosey throws.
Saturday, March 15, 2014
THE IDES OF MARCH COME ONCE AGAIN
The Ides of March come once again,
My stored foods have gone bad, there's nothing for din,
My apples are soggy,
My canned foods are all foggy,
My taters sprout out of their bin.
Labels:
Canned Foods,
HUMOR,
IDES OF MARCH,
LIMERICK,
Spoiled Food,
Spring
Friday, March 14, 2014
THE KING OF COLORS
The King of Colors presents,
To his colorless, subjugated peasants,
His colorful wealth,
That he hides not with stealth,
Like peacocks more than pheasants.
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Sunday, March 9, 2014
LARRY AND THE RAT TRAP
A rodent named Larry sure liked his cheese,
He had no manners and never said please,
He saw a really big chunk,
Just started eating, “Kerplunk!”
The rat trap got old Larry with ease.
He had no manners and never said please,
He saw a really big chunk,
Just started eating, “Kerplunk!”
The rat trap got old Larry with ease.
Saturday, March 1, 2014
JIM THE RATTLESNAKE
There was a rattlesnake named Jim,
He would bite you on a whim,
But, along came a bear,
That Jim did not scare,
Now in heaven Jim hisses his hymn.
Jim the rattlesnake was awfully mean,
He bit everything that he had seen,
But, from above,
Jim fell in love,
With a rattlesnake named Darlene.
He would bite you on a whim,
But, along came a bear,
That Jim did not scare,
Now in heaven Jim hisses his hymn.
Jim the rattlesnake was awfully mean,
He bit everything that he had seen,
But, from above,
Jim fell in love,
With a rattlesnake named Darlene.
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
ANIMALPOEMS,
ANMIMAL POETRY
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