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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

BOBBY THE WOLF

Bobby the wolf has one good eye,
No one knows because he is sly,
He stays leader of the pack,
But, when the bears attack,
He doesn't see them so all wolves die.


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Monday, March 29, 2010

THERE WAS A MOUSE NAMED LARRY? Limerick

There was a mouse named Larry,
His tail was wide and hairy,
He chased it around,
And guess what he found,
He was really a squirrel named Mary.

RUTH THE TOOTHLESS AND SMELLY BEAVER

There once was a beaver named Ruth,
She did not have even one tooth,
With a sharp ax and a breeze,
She knocked down the trees,
She was fastest and that's the truth.

Ruth the beaver was so full of bad gas,
Everyone ran when she started to pass,
You couldn't help to think,
She made a big stink,
Then, she laughed showing she had no class.

Monday, March 22, 2010

THERE WAS A GIRL FROM MIDLAND

There was a girl from the Midland mores,
She liked doing dishes and scrubbing floors,
She would work half a day,
She would work for no pay,
Good old mom did most of my chores.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I KNEW A LEPRECHAUN WHOSE NAME WAS PHIL

I knew a leprechaun whose name was Phil,
He liked to eat sour pickles and dill,
He ate so many one day,
He tuned green like the bay,
You could not see him on a green grassy hill.

Phil the leprechaun had a pot of gold,
He stood and guarded it and acted bold,
Then, along came a snake,
And, Phil started to shake,
Then, Phil ran off to parts yet untold.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

LEPRECHUANS IN CLARE MICHIGAN

Leprechauns live in the county of Clare,
In Clare there are leprechauns everywhere,
They run the hotels,
And ring the church bells,
And, green is the color they share.

I went to the wildest county fair,
In the Michigan county of Clare,
There were leprechauns all over,
They were dancing in the clover,
But, I didn't find a pot of gold there.

A LEPRECHAUN NAMED SUE

There was a leprechaun named Sue,
Her hair was red, her eyes were blue,
A man from the city,
Thought she was real pretty,
So, he married her and moved to the Peru.

I knew a leprechaun named Jake,
He only ate banana cake,
If the cake looked nice,
He’d pay any price,
Jake should have learned how to bake.

Monday, March 15, 2010

A TREE TOAD LIMERICK

A tree toad ate whole apples all day,
He would then spit the seeds far away,
One time he hit a chicken,
He then got a good lick-en,
Now he swallows the seeds to obey.

Friday, March 12, 2010

A ROOSTER NAMED LEE LIMERICK

There was a young rooster named Lee,
He planed to escape and be free,
When no one looked hence,
He flew over the fence,
To a fox that waited for he.

A rooster named Lee loved chicken feed,
He ate a lot more than he could need,
Lee got big and fat,
The farmer saw that,
Lee was supper because of his greed.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

LIL Limerick

There was a sweet lady named Lil,
She worked down at the bar and grill,
She'd do as you please,
With more onions and cheese,
Her burgers were just such a thrill.

BRAIN EATING ZOMBIE SQUIRREL

My mind is in a complete whirl,
I was attacked by a brain eating zombie squirrel,
He jumped on my head,
Soon I was dead,
If I eat anything but brains I will hurrell.

Friday, March 5, 2010

SHANNON WAS THE GIRL I LOVED

Shannon was the girl I loved,
I loved her through and ture,
But, when I told her of my love,
She said I don't love you.

She said I was a pervert freak,
She said I was a looser,
She said she saw my future clear,
I'd just end up a boozer.

Now once I was a millionaire,
I looked my Shannon up,
She lived with a drunkard in despair,
With eight kids and a pup.

MY GIRLFRIEND JANE

My girlfriend Jane was near sighted,
After glasses her eyesight was righted,
She took one look at me,
She said set me free,
For my love was now unrequited.